The Cookie of Death: Difference between revisions

I was hungry so I decided to get some cookies for a snacksnak. I opened my cupboardcupbird and took a brandbrayund new pack of CookiesCockeis.But when I poured the cookies onto a plate, I noticed a really creepy looking one. I took a picture of it to show the proof.....AKSIYFTgyudfaSOYDCOvbystrfs6v5trygsba.

But as soon as I finished taking the picture,the Cookie jumped up and bit my crotch. I let out a loud scream as the Cookie sank it's razor sharp teeth into my penispingas. I shouted "LetSHREK go!IS Let goLUL!" and tried to shake it off, but the cookie wouldn't let go.