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Line 1: {{NSFW}} I used to be skeptic about everything... Line 14 ⟶ 13: As I went into another store, which was in the next state. I went into the drum section, yet again. This time, it was a tall, skinny guy. Why, so skinny, that if a girl was fucking him, she would be fucking a skeleton. I asked Mr. Boney, he had the same name, the same question that I asked before. He said, with a creepy tone, "suuuuuuuree... Folloooowww meeeeee" I followed the man, which of course I had a better chance of not being ~~raped~~violated, to the back room. There was a drum kit. It looked sweet as fuck! It was a double bass, Pearl Reference drum kit. It had 7 toms, and 2 floor toms, and 12 cymbals (4 crashes, 2 china's, 2 splashes, 1 hihat, and 1 ride.) I swear to god, I believed I orgasmed at the sight of that drum kit. I asked him if I could play it, and he said "Go right ahead..." I went behind the kit, and the man wasn't there. I didn't care anyways, because I was so excited! I hit the hihat, and started playing a beat. Then, out of nowhere, a skeleton popped out, and took me to the realms of Satan himself, to butt fuck me in the ass for eternity! Line 20 ⟶ 19: Then I died, in hell. The End {{By-user\|Fatal Disease}}▼ [[Category:~~NSFW~~Trollpasta]]▼ ~~----~~ [[Category:Music]] ▲{{Fatal Disease}} [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:NSFW]]