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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">Being the smart person I am I opened the book again and read out another phrase</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif"">,</span><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif""> “Na fi man shanu a kan </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%">ƙ</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif"">yafe.”  Another demon popped out and he said, “I am the great Jellyside Down! Fear me!”  He then glanced at Jamdor and let out a sigh of resentment. He then proceeded to punch Jamdor so I summoned a third demon to help calm them down I read the phrase “Me pregunto si alguien va a traducir esta” and out popped a third demon who said “Bow before me, for I am the great Buttery Crust-Roll” he then took a second to look at his surroundings when he noticed the two other toast demons fighting he yelled “Hey Jelly you can’t do that to Jamdor” and he tackled him  so I decided to summon another toast demon with the exact same result and proceeded to repeat this until there were enough demons to invade Poland and at this point I decided that I had to fix this so I opened the book to look for another toast demon but it turns out I had already summoned all the demons but on the back was a hastily scribbled note saying how to get rid of all of the demons how convenient!  So I read the last phrase “Los demonios se van a casa” and all the demons were sucked into the book and I looked over at the ruins of my city and that was the day I learned never to trust second hand toasters.</span></p>