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Once upon a time 9 year old was me was playing Minecraft on the computer and I said to myself that I need to eat something. I ate the computer but that didn't work for some reason. It turns out I've been sitting on this chair for 11 years straight, and I was a skeleton at this point. So I had to make a bold move to buy some food to become fully human again. I then went to my local ghetto alley and saw this guy, but he wasn't just a normal guy. He was a normal guy with some food. I walked up to him and noscoped a guy on the way there because he tried to sell me some dank memes, but I never use those. I never seen this guy before, maybe it was because he was 2 weeks old, but that didn't matter. He asked me "Do u want 2 buy sum weed bro." And my mommy Ronald Reagan said "Winners don't do drugs." so I backed down. But then he offered this
I put the stuff on my table and then went to take a dump, but suddenly I realized I was a skeleton, and then I went back to the table and then suddenly my piece of bread transformed into a game right before my eyes. The room went hyper realistic white and then the game fell down on my table and broke from how high the game disk was in the air. But then it transformed again and that was really weird because you can only mega evolve once in Pokemon Y, and we all know how bad it is to the break rules. So I told the game to stop breaking the rules. Then transforming disk and I went back in time so I could catch the falling disc the first time. I then dropped it on the floor and it broke when I tried to catch it. But then suddenly my PC made a very hyper realistic beeping sound and realized that beeping sounds can only be super realistic, so I knew something was horribly wrong.
I was running to the PC and then someone was blocking the door to my PC, it was none other then Nicolas Cage. We had an epic duel of playing Dragonball Z Budokai, but I came out on top. Nicolas Cage then said "Oh darn gee gosh darn." and I thought that was the dumbest sounding thing ever so I threw that guy out of my window. I then saw my computer screen, I saw a game that had not been seen before. It was titled "Not a Very Nice Game." I have trust issues
I then had two options, Singleplayer and Options. And I realized, the game wasn't lying when it said it wasn't very nice. What kind of game doesn't have multiplayer? Yeah, a not very nice one. I then realized I was still hungry, so I ate the weed and then I realized that it tasted like peppermint, and I hated peppermint. So I went to the fridge and got some cereal and went back to the game. There were 3 save files and one was already used. The name of the file was titled, "PlzclickIamevilmeaniepantsguyloserwhowantzursoul." So like every normal kid I picked the used file because everyone does their playthroughs with used files. What do you think I am, a time lord? I have a family to feed and a life to live, my goldfish need me and you guys need to appearicate that. The things I do to save the world from imbalancing forces.
The game was loading longer then Sonic 06. Which made the game more not very nice
I then said to myself "This guy sounds like a tool." But I had nothing better to do so I went over to the location known in the game as '
There were 34 seconds on the self-destruct thingy meter. I then decided to jump off of the building because fall damage is horrible in video games why do people add it. I then fell down the building and then almost died because fall damage was in this game. I then got a message saying, "Whoops." the game knew how not very nice it was being when it said whoops, my
The man who stepped on the bug turned out to be the person who sold me the game. And then it got very scary from here. The man who sold me the game spoke three words, "Mow my lawn." He then summoned Obama, and he was knocking down my health very fast. I then took the fight outside and then Obama said "I don't WANT to go outside though Dad." I took advantage of his complaining and roundhoused kicked his knee. He then said "I got a boo boo on my ouchy." And then went back to the White House. The man who sold me the game then told me to stop calling him the man who sold him the game, but I did it anyway because he was a meanie jerk face poo head. The man who sold me the game said "I haven't mowed my lawn in three weeks, and you have to do it because kids are good at mowing lawns."
But I then showed him my mustache, proving I was not a kid. Then the man who sold me the game said, "Well you're a nerd and you should die." We then went into an epic fist fight and he had a hyper realistic amount of health in hyper realistic red. We fought for three days and 1337 minutes. But then he said, "I want to grow up to be like you." I didn't know what to say, so I 360 noscoped him and then he went down from my elite haxz skillz. I then died hyper realistically in the game and then the game said it's final message, "Whoops." I then threw the
But then suddenly, some people bursted through my door. It was none other then the Joker and Nicolas Cage. They were mad at me, the Joker was there to help Nicolas Cage because I wasn't very nice to him. And they said "You are a loser." I then tried to reach for my 3DS and tried to challenge them to a game of digimon. But it was to late, they shot me in the face,(They didn't noscope me though), and I died. Then they made $10,000,000, and went to go to Mcdonalds to get the special buy one sandwich get one free. And they had a very good time together.
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