The Garfield Lost Episode: Difference between revisions

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I always liked Garfield. The fat orange cat who loved lasagna could put a smile in my heart and a special something in my you-know-what. WHen I was just a boy, I'd read the comic panels and laugh at the hilarious jokes involving coffee and garfield's love of lasagna. What a funny comic strip. What a lot of people don't know is that Jon Davis is a neo nazi who is part of the group that plans to overrun the American economy and blow up washington in 2014. I got my hands on the tape by emailing Jim Davis. The email went something like this

 

I woke up early Monday morning and opened my door to collect the local newspaper. Someone had left a ton of Monopoly money in the yard. I threw away most of the newspaper, not caring for sports,  current events or politics. No, there was just one section of the newspaper I cared about: the comics section. I opened up the daily funnies and scrolled my eyes over to the one comic that could make heart aflutter with laughter. Good ol' Garfield. What would the comic be about today? Lasagna? Coffee? What I saw next made me spit coffee all over my newspaper. It was the comic from before, three frames of Garfield eating lasagna and exploding, followed by the fourth frame. It was just a picture of a tombstone with my name on it while Jim Davis fucked a cat on top of it! The words "Enjoy your Monopoly money, loser" were printed on top. Instead of Jim Davis' signature, there was just a tiny picture of Jim Davis holding my twenty dollars and smiling. I hate Mondays.

 

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