The Greatest Trollpasta Ever: Difference between revisions

It all started on a monday afternoon. I was in my bedroom playing this weird Pokemon game entitled 'Pokemon Death Version 666' that was given to me for free by some weird guy in a garage sale. Anyway, after about two hours (according to my stopwatch) I got bored of the game and proceeded to surf the Internet on my computer. I then began to masturbate to this sexy erotic fan fiction I wrote that I posted on my Devianart page featuring Mario, CaptianCaptain Falcon, John McClane, Solid Snake, Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, Goku, Big Macintosh, Lord Zedd from Power Rangers, Colonel Sanders, Squidward Tentacles, Professor Oak, Stan Pines from Gravity Falls and several famous creepypasta characters such as Sonic.exe, Slenderman, Tails Doll, Happy Appy, and the Rake. "Oh fuck yeah!" I shouted, as I stroked my tiny garden hose back and fourth with erotic passion. Just when I was about to finish, all of a sudden Laughing Jack burst through my window with an evil smile on his face. However, his face quickly turned into disgust as he saw my little tank sticking out into the air.