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==Chapter 1==
It all started on a monday afternoon. I was in my bedroom playing this weird Pokemon game
"Would you like to take my virginity and lick my pink helmet cutie?" I said to him.
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Red roared like the Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park while Kim Jong-un held on to the mighty beast so that he wouldn't fall off of Red.
Red and Kim Jong-un charged at us like an
"Ok Red, here's a song I know you'll love." said Elvis.
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As they summoned the hyper-realistic ninjazords, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song played in the background as the ninjazords fused into the Ninja Megazord which took about five minutes and twelve seconds (according to my stopwatch).
As my team got into formation, I put my right hand in the air and yelled out "Moon Prism Power!" and as I transformed into Sailor Moon the song Fly Away from the Panty & Stocking with Ganterbelt anime played in the background as I danced like a stripper
We then faced off Kim Jong-un in the arena. I distracted Kim Jong-un by arousing him with my sexy Sailor Moon mini skirt. I began to tease Kim jong-un by slowly taking off my miniskirt just enough to expose my cute white ass. I prayed to Shrek that my trick would work. It did.
"Hey cutie, do you want to fool around?" I said.
This gave Kim Jong-un an erection.
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''Dear freakish pervert,''
'' If you think I'm gone then guess again. I'm still here.
'' Signed, ''
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