The Hat

Fifty years ago there was a hat that just sat on a table.

Everyone knew the hat was there, but know body knew why.

David decided to try on the hat, but he dropped dead seconds later because the hat ate his brain.

OH NO! everyone said as David was dead.

Ryan didn't say oh no, and being the stud he was, he decided to wear the hat because he wanted everyone to suck his dick.

After Ryan put on the hat, he died. Who could have done this? Why was this happening to people! How come everyone died when then put on the hat. Eventually everybody wore the hat until everyone on Earth was a...

Skeleton.

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Credited to Pf_Farnsworth 
Originally uploaded on February 11, 2015

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