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It was a typical day, when I was drinking my chocolate milk while playing Superman 64 when I noticed something odd. The mailman came, but he looked sad and depressed. He placed a package in front of my doorstep, and immediately started running as fast as he could away from my house. I put down Superman 64, picked up my chocolate milk, and opened the door. I opened the package, only to find a paperclip, a note, a used condom, and a note. The note was hand-written, and it seems as though it was rushed. It said "You have been cursed by the haunted paperclip. Sincerely, old man". It was then that I realized I had been cursed by the haunted paperclip.
I was scared. But what should I do? I started freaking out, and I knew I had to act fast.
 
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==5:34pm==
He finally messaged me back. He says that to remove the beak, I must eat applesauce for a weakweek. This guy's a genius!
 
==One week later==