The Horrific Truth About the Outdoors: Difference between revisions

But then I realized something. My shoes are never untied! There's never been a single time that I can remember where I forgot to tie my shoes. On most occasions that's a good thing; untied shoes have been confirmed as 'the wors thin eva' by some guy on the internet (who's obviously correct but I won't get into that now), but it's like...how did I of all the people, forget to tie my shoes? How did this happen so suddenly and without a reason? Certainly, this must mean something...

 

 

So, I went back home to my computer, to get away from the hell known as "the outdoors". I googled "'''IS DUHR A NUTURE DEMUHN?'''" into the search bar. It 404'd. Then I went onto Bing and searched the same thing. It 404'd. Then I went onto...whatever search engine there is other than Bing or Google and searched the same thing. It 404'd. I was really weirded out by now. Suddenly, I got a random Skype call from a guy I didn't know named "777". I was all like "What the hell? Why isn't his username '666' like what usually happens when I get into paranormal crap?" The user 777 quickly chimed in and told me to shut up.