The Jontron Lost Episode... or something. I can't make good titles.: Difference between revisions

 

 

What I saw disturbeds me. Jontron was just standing there. MENACINGLY! He finally after 2 hours said in latin, backwards, with a nasty cold, and in a very thick accent said, "Hi." I was so shocked, I spilled my Sunny D on my N64. I was all like, "That hasn't happened since Kyle was a jerk and gave me that haunted Starfox game." I kept watching the video. Jacques showed up, and in a demonic voice said, "Hey Jon, is all of this pointless and stupid?" Jon said in the same way, "No. Die." He then took a balloon and tickled him to death, while saying these words that have haunted my mind like a ghost haunting a cartridge in a generic creepypasta. He said, 'I'M TICKLES THE CLOWN!" I pooped my pants, ate a whole bag of Doritoes, farted on the old lady who lived next door, and started doing the pop and lock on fire while standing on a spaceship going into space with a monkey. I fell off and floated into space for a while until I floated down. I got my computer and said, "F*CK THiS SH*TTTTTT!" and smashed it into tiny pieces. After that I said, "Man... I will never play Mario 64 ever again." THE END!

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