The Last Time I Eat A Taco: Difference between revisions

ANYWAY, I was sold to an Asian man (pictured) living in Bangkok, Thailand, who forced me to lick Nintendo 64 consoles that would be sold to the children in the village. The taco had done permanent damage to me however, and I would constantly have a flatulence problem while working there. Everytime I did break wind, the man would beat me with a rod. It was then that SEAL Team 6 broke through the door, and saved me, and flew me away in a chopper. However, after finding out I was an illegal Mexican immigrant, they deported me back to Panama. So that's were I am now. Typing this story up in a prison.

 

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