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<nowiki> </nowiki>I used to work for a company that made an app that makes lists digitally. That was, until June 6th, 2006, at 6:06:06 AM. That exact date is when the company officially lost the dollar that prevented it from being bankrupt. I was deeply saddened as it was a decent job with decent pay, which was a whole $666 per 6 da Enough about my salary, though.
I heard from one review of the app that a user had killed themselves right after using the app for 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours. Data on the user's phone revealed a list, called ''666 Things to Do to Ensure You Go To Hell, ''which listed 666 things that would land you a swift and permanent. The user's phone was lost after this user burned the device used to write the list.
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# Pay the rent for someone else
# Borrow a used condom
#Have a small peepee hole
#Not fear F R E D D I E F R E A K E R.
#Have Yellow Color Blindness
#Have Blue Color Blindness
#Be colorblind in general
#Not tip the waiter at least 50% of the meal. You say you don't know how to get 50% of the bill? YOURAMOUNT - 50%. Simple. Calculatours exist, smh.
#Play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" at exactly 5:01PM, Saturday, August 30th, LEAP YEAR.
#Eat the number 7
#Orgasm with a Wii Remote
#Use the Wii Remote vibrations for the above activity.
#Endorse EA
#Endorse SEGA
#Retired from Nickelodeon in or before the year 2000.
#Deal pot
#Deal meth
#Deal crystal methane
#Deal any drugs that aren't legal
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#Write depressing shit
#my dog died yesterday guys, please enjoy my list...
#Repeat 128 items on a list
#Work for Meth666 Inc.
# Eat cat shit
# Eat dog shit
# Eat any type of shit
# Write the number 666
# Worship Satan
# Write the word Satan on paper
# Write the word Satan on anything else.
# Repeat an item but with different wording on a list.
# Think the number 666 is lucky
# Be a cannibalistic asshole.
# Be named Dave
# Be named Ethan
# Be named Mia Laurence XI
# Have roman numerals in your name
# Visit Facebook often
# Use social media
# Create lists
# Be hypocritical to try to be funny
# Tell jokes
# Be non-serious at any moment in time
# Yeah, even when your friend releases a 50-gallon rotten-egga'.
# Have a dog named Chad
# Have a dog named Charley
# Not naming your dog anything other than Chas will have you hanged by the nipples.
# Eat a taco while standing on NO FEETS
# Like pineapple on pizza
# Support those who like pineapple on pizza
# Be born in the year 1990 - 2002.
# Put tomatoes in your neighbor's eyes while they are asleep. Looking (or not, now that you've blinded me) at you, Dave!!!!!!!!!!!
# Be from the state of Ohio
# Be from the state of Michigan
# Be born in Finland
# Fit any stereotypes that exist or will exist
# Be normal
# Listen to Daft Punk
# Blast the song "HAPPYJOYHAPPYHAPPYJOYHAPPYJOYHAPPY" at 3:33AM in the damn morning
# Be awake during 3:33AM or any time between 3:00AM - 3:59:59AM
# Be late for work even though it's literally one fucking step from your damn home
# Commit suicide
# Support suicide victims
# NOT support attempted suicide victims
# Listen to anything by Drake
# Listen to any music tied to religion
# Listen to songs about ponies
# Worship any higher figure
# Say that Patrick from the hit animated show SpongeBob SquareDance should go to Hell
# Say that SpongeBob should NOT go to HELL
# 7734
# Look for greatness where you know it isn't possible
# Laugh too much
# Live at the coordinates N 37 46 57.642", W 122 23 54.123".
# Eat insects
# Own the game GTA Vice City in any way, shape, or form.
# Play GTA San Andreas in a way that constitutes as having arsonistic intentions for the surrounding players or onlookers of your gameplay.
# IGNORE THE CONSTISTUION1!1
# GO AGAINST THE MOTHAFUGGIN USA
# Be un-patriotic
# Do not support the army of your nation
# Do not go against political figures that clearly deserve it
# Drive a 1969 Chevy model
# Be a ricer
# Modify your car to the point of ugliness (see #62)
# Destroy the N64
# Destory the SNES
# Destroy the NES
# Destroy the Gameboy Color & other variants
# be part of the furry fandom
# Send NSFW content to anyone named Sally
# Google pictures of the Earth's roundness because you're retarded enough to believe Earth isn't round
# Be part of the Flat Earth Society
# Encourage belief in the Flat Earth Theory
# Defend the Flat Earth Theory
# Make any video about the Flat Earth Theory that does not involve debunking it.
# Post pastas on the wrong site
# Be an internet troll
# Be of the Orc species
# Leave crums exactly a pixel in length, width, height, and mass.
# Violate the CC-BY-SA license
# Violate the Creative Commons Sharealike License
# Violate any CC license.
# Watch pronz in restraunt bathrooms.
# Moan so loud it wakes up the neighborhood
# Be part of the EVILNUSS PREVENTASS SQAD that kills innocents for no reason other than blood, gore, and tongue cutting.
# Travel on Route 69 in 1969.
# Time travel!
# Bend reality
# Gain telekanis
# Read the Communist Manifesto
# Read ''Harmonic Illusions in Science ''by Hemson L. Johnathan
# Use a pen-name.
# Hide your identity
# Lie
# Gamble
# Drink alcoholic beverages
# Go to casinos
# Pay the rent for someone else
# Borrow a used condom
#Have a small peepee hole
#Not fear F R E D D I E F R E A K E R.
#Have Yellow Color Blindness
#Have Blue Color Blindness
#Be colorblind in general
#Not tip the waiter at least 50% of the meal. You say you don't know how to get 50% of the bill? YOURAMOUNT - 50%. Simple. Calculatours exist, smh.
#Play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" at exactly 5:01PM, Saturday, August 30th, LEAP YEAR.
#Eat the number 7
#Orgasm with a Wii Remote
#Use the Wii Remote vibrations for the above activity.
#Endorse EA
#Endorse SEGA
#Retired from Nickelodeon in or before the year 2000.
#Deal pot
#Deal meth
#Deal crystal methane
#Deal any drugs that aren't legal
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself three times
#Repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#repeat yourself four times
#Write depressing shit
#my dog died yesterday guys, please enjoy my list...
#Repeat 128 items on a list
#7
#shoot people's eyeballs out, kid
#Play as either of the following:
#Lucaro
#Hitler
#Ryan Cooper
#Falcon
#Nick Fury
#All other characters are heavenly and art not to be thought of as not so.
#
#Leave out an item on a list
#Use IIRC
#spin 3 times before singing "Ot's the best day ever" at the top of your lungs
264. skip a number on a list
265. screw up formatting
266. Leave too much whitespace
267. talk in reverse
268. eserever ni klat
269. listen to reversed music.
270. Use Zalgo text.
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