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I used to work for a company that made an app that makes lists digitally. That was, until June 6th, 2006, at 6:06:06 AM. That exact date is when the company officially lost the dollar that prevented it from being bankrupt. I was deeply saddened as it was a decent job with decent pay, which was a whole $666 per 6 da Enough about my salary, though. ▼
▲<nowiki> </nowiki>I used to work for a company that made an app that makes lists digitally. That was, until June 6th, 2006, at 6:06:06 AM. That exact date is when the company officially lost the dollar that prevented it from being bankrupt. I was deeply saddened as it was a decent job with decent pay, which was a whole $666 per 6 da Enough about my salary, though.
I heard from one review of the app that a user had killed themselves right after using the app for 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours. Data on the user's phone revealed a list, called ''666 Things to Do to Ensure You Go To Hell, ''which listed 666 things that would land you a swift and permanent. The user's phone was lost after this user burned the device used to write the list.
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# Be a trap
# Be attracted to traps
#Be attracted to children
#Have a small peepee hole
#Not fear F R E D D I E F R E A K E R.
#Have Yellow Color Blindness
#Have Blue Color Blindness
#Be colorblind in general
#Not tip the waiter at least 50% of the meal. You say you don't know how to get 50% of the bill? YOURAMOUNT - 50%. Simple. Calculatours exist, smh.
#Play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" at exactly 5:01PM, Saturday, August 30th, LEAP YEAR.
#Eat the number 7
#Orgasm with a Wii Remote
#Use the Wii Remote vibrations for the above activity.
#Endorse EA
#Endorse SEGA
#Retired from Nickelodeon in or before the year 2000.
#Deal pot
#Deal meth
#Deal crystal methane
#Deal any drugs that aren't legal
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