The Loud House - Lincoln's Dream

Hello, my name is Yashiro Kamaguki. I am 17 and male. I loved The Loud House show. Ever since it's release on June of 2014, I began to watch it and started to get addicted to the characters and the storylines of the episodes. My favorite characters were Lincoln, Leni, and Lola. Lincoln being the boy in the show, seems to go through challenges dealing with ten sisters. Lola being pride filled brat and Leni being the second oldest but most dumbest. Needless to say, I loved The Loud House, but one mysterious day made me stop watching the show for good. And I mean it.

So let's begin. Sit back and enjoy. It was a Friday afternoon and near the end of school the week. I got good grades and still thought about how much of The Loud House I would watch. I had all ready purchased two volumes of the show. I also had been waiting for new episodes to release. Soon after I got off the bus, I ran back to go straight to my computer. I had a notification on my Gmail stating that a new episode of The Loud House had been released. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough money then, so I thought I would it on regular TV in which that day proved to be a mistake.

I went straight to the TV and turned it on. I changed the channel to Nickelodeon and it was in the middle of a commercial break until they announced that coming up next was a new episode of The Loud House. I was jumping up and down weird for a 17 year old I know. But as the episode started, I was glad to to watch my favorite show of all time. The intro was normal and everything, but the next part is what confused me the most. The title card appeared, but there was no theme playing in the background like it normally did. And the episode was titled "Lincoln's Dream".

The picture showed a poorly drawn picture of Lincoln which started to weird me out greatly. I continued watching and noticed that the opening scene was The Loud House. As for usual, the Loud sisters were all in the living room all minding their business until Lana asked, "Where is Lincoln?" Lori the texting brat replies, "Not sure about that". Leni then says, "He probably may be at a friend's house" Lori then replies with, "No Leni, he clearly said something like he wasn't going to leave the house and had so-called "plans".

I already was starting to feel uncomfortable because during this particular scene some distorted 80s music was playing very faintly and it made my insides churn a little. The feeling of watching the episode really made me cringe. The next scene shows the second floor hallway zooming into Lincoln's bedroom. This scene too as well gave me a creepy feeling in my spine. This time while the camera was zooming in, it seemed like distorted, slow and disturbing techno music was playing. It was odd because the zooming was so slow.

It was even creepier knowing how my parents said they were going out for dinner. I was alone in the the living room watching a thing that would later scar me for forever. Then a image flashed on the screen for a millisecond, but I couldn't have time to make out what is was. The next scene showed Lincoln in his room on a phone and then talking on a phone. He was talking in a distorted voice and had rather odd colored eyes. His were eyes bloodshot and it looked like they were shaking.

I automatically thought 'Shit! What in the name of hell in my watching?!" I continued watching like a fucking idiot. Lincoln is then shown laughing for a full three minutes with bleeding eyes and laughing with the sound of children screaming and distorted 80s music playing. This was so disturbing. I wanted to just puke after seeing this. The screen then glitched and it showed Lola (who is my favorite character of all time) was shown in her room admiring herself as per usual.

Then, a van was outside the house, and it was white. There were three men, but they were not drawn in The Loud House style. They were all so poorly drawn compared to the family. Lola was admiring herself again saying "Oh my god! Look at me!," until there was loud knocking at the door. One of the men were talking in Japanese he said "That Lincoln fella really is going to pay us a big amount boys." I understood what they were saying, and it was odd how they were no subtitles. Lola walked downstairs and stared at the door for about five seconds and asked "Who is it?"

One of the men's voices said in a broken English "We are beauty pageant directors." Then, one said in Japanese "Lincoln described that voice. It's that 6 year old princess beauty queen." Lola was looking beauty happy and it showed her pink gloved hand reach for the knob in a slow motion. Again, another flashing image was shown but for about half a second. Lola opened the door but the next scene really helped a lot on bleaching about 40% of my brain.

The man got a machete and started slicing Lola up and blood was splattering everywhere. The man said "Haha! Look who's going to go to her show now." Afterwards, it shows Lola's graphically mutilated face for three minutes straight with distorted music which this time I could make out. It was David Bowie. It was so graphic to the point to where I even asked and believe that I could be hallucinating. Then, the screen glitches to the whole loud house sisters all be mutilated and butchered by three Japanese assailants.

I honestly threw up because this scene literally made the Walking Dead look like goddamn SpongeBob. Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lily were all shown dismembered and snuffed up with arms, legs, entrails, heads, and eyes all over the room. One of the assailants said in Japanese once again "Victory is ours! Lincoln is our man!" After that, the screen lags and it is showing Lincoln's head spinning on Black ink squiring out and laughing so loud it stung my ears badly.

The credits of the show and the very end is what made me just lose grip on true reality. The credits was video of Adolf Hitler making a speech with the credits of the creator's showing. But then I noticed that a slide show the most unspeakable image showed after the credits had rolled. The images were so unspeakable I just thought there was no point even going to the internet anymore. I still live on to forget the most horrible thing I saw in my life, and by the way, there are letters that come to myself saying "Hoped you enjoyed it."

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