The Lust of Gaben: Difference between revisions

The time is nye. The great god Gaben has walked onto the stage. There is no doubt. This is it. It’s time for episode 3. Gabe raises his index finger. Eyes widen. Then his middle finger. Jaws drop. And finally, the moment this planet has been riding on has arrived. Gabe lowers his index finger and gives the crowd the bird. And with a puff of his kush, his sweet Gaben kush, he vanished while shouting “#420blazeit.”