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I had gotten a job at an AMPM to get some money to pay rent. My parents had just kicked me out, and my roommate
Anyway, one day I was looking in the junkyard for some new jeans, when I found a mysterious looking laptop lying in a pile of garbage. Normally I would have shrugged it off, knowing that it was probably broken, but something about this laptop made me curious. The laptop was like nothing I had ever seen before. The company name on the computer read
I opened the laptop up, fairly certain that the screen would be cracked, or it just
Before I could actually use the laptop, I had to type in a password. Well shit, how was I supposed to know the password? I became very disappointed and threw the computer on the ground. It hit the ground and I noticed that the little 1-up sticker on the back was beginning to peel off. So I did what any person would do and take the sticker off completely. But to my surprise, there was something written on the back of the sticker in red ink. It said:
There were seven desktop shortcuts. Six of them were text documents, and one was a TOR browser link. Every
Next I decided to check out the calculator app. I wondered why out of all the things that could be on this computer, there was a calculator on it. I clicked it and the standard Windows 7 calculator popped up, except there was something wrong with it. It just had the number 666 on the bar where you type in the numbers. I tried to erase the numbers and nothing happened. I tried clicking on the other buttons and nothing happened. It
Next I clicked on the TOR link that was on the desktop. It brought me to a webpage titled: the-mario-program.onion/666. It started out as a blank red screen. I just sat there waiting for something to happen for two minutes and thirty seconds, when suddenly some black text appeared. It read,
I tried to close the computer, but the screen
I hit the computer with the hammer at least 30 times, but it
It started as me playing as Luigi walking through some kind of forest. I just walked through the forest for about 10 minutes when suddenly Mario popped out of one of the bushes and ripped my head off. Hyper-realistic blood sprayed everywhere as Mario looked at the screen with a demonic smile on his face. A text bubble appeared saying,
It cut to the forest again, but this time I was playing as Toad. This time I only had to walk around for 30 seconds before Mario sprang out of a bush and ripped Toad's head off and ate it whole.
It cut one more time and this time I was playing as Bowser. This time I was walking through some kind of dungeon. I walked past a bunch of dead Koopa Troopas and Goombas that were ripped in half. Finally I got to that part where Mario jumps on a switch and drops Bowser into lava. I sat there waiting for Mario to come kill me for three minutes. Suddenly, Mario sprang out of the lava and cut my head off with a machete. Mario looked at me through the screen with his demonic smile and said,
▲It cut one more time and this time I was playing as Bowser. This time I was walking through some kind of dungeon. I walked past a bunch of dead Koopa Troopas and Goombas that were ripped in half. Finally I got to that part where Mario jumps on a switch and drops Bowser into lava. I sat there waiting for Mario to come kill me for three minutes. Suddenly, Mario sprang out of the lava and cut my head off with a machete. Mario looked at me through the screen with his demonic smile and said, “Do you want to die?” I meant to click yes, but I was so scared that my hand flinched and I accidentally clicked no. Mario shrugged as another text bubble appeared that said, “Well, ok.” Suddenly, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see the man in the Mario suit from the picture from the website. Except this time he was in a fire Mario suit, and he was holding something shiny in his hand. It was a fire ball! He threw it at my face, lighting my entire head on fire. I sat there screaming in agony as my skin scorched. I knew I didn’t have much more time to live. The last words I ever heard were, “Thank you for playing ‘The Mario Program!’”
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