The NCDA

Insane serial killers with huge smiles watching you sleep?

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Tall, thin and faceless monsters confusing your sense of height?

Keep getting evil childhood games while trying to relieve nostalgia?

Well fear no more! We are a new government agency specifically designed to detect and destroy every creepypasta known to man! Jeff? No problem! Slenderman? Easy! Zalgo? Maybe... anyways, we are here to protect and serve, observe and absolve. Just call us at 1-800-TROLLPASTA and we will murder any creepypasta threatening you!