The New Teacher

This new teacher came out of nowhere halfway through the school year after our regular biology teacher suffered a car accident and was shot by a shotgun at the same time, and was also bitten by snakes at the same time.

The mysterious man was incredibly tall and thin, and he wore a spooky black overcoat. He also wore gloves and a large fedora. The only part of his body anyone could see was his mouth, which had spooky sharp fangs.

As soon as he entered, the class plant withered and died, and a random nerd got sick and threw up. The nerd then mysteriously exploded after the new teacher pointed a finger at him.

The teacher then grinned at us and removed his fedora, revealing the rest of his spooky face.

He had a military-cut haircut in his hair and his hair was black. His eyes were concealed by these small circular shades, although a faint red glow could be seen emitting from beneath the shades. He was also black.

The principal then entered to introduce us to our new biology teacher.

"Alright, kids, so this is your new teacher! He's from the Badlands, he's 666 years old, and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!"