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It seems that Shrek was now going to be a widower after the death of Shadow, but he made himself a promise. A promise for Shadow who is now in heaven. He promised to take care of the child all by himself and be the best parent ever. Then Shrek got a call. It sounded like shadow. But if shadow was dead than...WHO WAS PHONE????????
 
The world may never know. Possibly, Fionna, I guess.
Then, Shrek got raped by Eminem. Later Shrek was pergert. He had a baby. The babies first words were the lyrics to Rap God. Then, the babies got older and became teens. One day shrek heard moaning cumming from there room. The saw that they were practicing the INCEST. O MAH GAWD! SO SPOOPY. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. THE END. OR IS IT. I DON'T HAVING A FRICKING CLUE. YOU FRICKEN FRICKS CAN'T EVER BEQUENCH YOU EH YOU'RE FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED CAN THEY.
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The world may never know. Possibly, Fionna, I guess.