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Total Dollars: '''14,971$'''
<big>'''Chapter 12: Murder Plane'''</big>
So, as according to where we left off, the missile was headed straight toward the plane. But just before it made contact, Michael got out his Bazooka, and shot at the missile, causing it to explode in mid-air. This obviously caused Ankha to realize not to screw with us, ...but she kept at it.
<big>"That was just an appetizer! Solders, <big>JUST GO AHEAD AND FIRE AT THEM!"</big></big>, she said Bass-boosted.
Within seconds, the remaining fleet began to fire at the plane. But, AH! We had Michael and his Inventory full of artillery, of which he kept using his Bazooka to shoot at those Ankha-working-for-Normies. He threw Nut his Shotgun, and me his Minigun. We all began shooting at the choppers simultaneously.
But when I went to use my Minigun, I had to stop using the steering wheel. So the plane began the gradually shift to the side downwards, at about 30°. I didn't really notice at the time, so I just kept firing at the enemies.
"Hey, why aren't we aiming for Ankha?" asked Nut.
"That's what she'd expect us to do." said Michael.
This cycle went on for about five minutes before we only had ''HER'' chopper left.
"Well I guess it's the end, isn't it Nut?"
"Huh?"
She pointed to the right, and we looked to see us about 400 feet above sea level, about to crash into an Oil Derrick, then the ocean.
<big><big><big>'''"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"'''</big></big></big>
Wait a minute, ...Ankha's chopper is also headed this direction.
After realizing this, I turned to her, with a monotone face, flipped her the bird, and quickly yanked the wheel ''downward'', and tricked her into thinking we were gonna crash.
Instead, her plane got outta control. She looked like a deer in headlights, and the whole chopper SCREAMED. Then they were the ones crashing into the Oil derrick, causing it to explode like a nuclear bomb. Thankfully, we got away just in time.
'''<big>FUCK YEAH, SUCK ON THAT BICH!</big>''' said Nut.
We all celebrated at this, thinking it was all over. Michael popped a champagne bottle, and the cork hit me on the ass, but I didn't care.
Michael gave the speech, "A toast to (Y/N), for saving all of us, and the world, but mostly us. And a toast to Ankha's demise, and hope she never rises again. To (Y/N)!"
"TO (Y/N)"!
We cheersed, and started to get really drunk in the Cockpit. Thankfully, it was on autopilot, so we were fine.
'''<big>HALF AN HOUR LATER...</big>'''
"No, mine's the biggest!"
"NO, MINE'S IS!"
"Oh, you want proof, bitch? You wanna go?"
"Which one, (Y/N)?"
<big>'''''We are now auto-landing at Danny DeVito Miami International Airport, thank you for flying Miami Airlines!'''''</big>
That was the message that played once we began to auto land. We were finally going home. Finally, after all of this bullshit, we get to rest! Yippee!
By the time we landed, it was nightfall. We steadily parked on the side of the road, and sobered up just in time.
"Okay, I'm gonna go check and see if the passengers are okay." I said.
I stepped into the fuselage, and the passengers were all passed out, bruised, some vomited, and slouching in the aisle. On top of that, there was luggage everywhere, and someone who was (hopefully) in the bathroom, and was lying on the floor with his pants down.
"...Yeah, the passengers are just fine!"
We exited the plane and were picked up by an Uber.
'''"White Room" by CREAM starts playing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=ond4Wp9nPhM
"Where to?"
"Applebee's."
We decided to celebrate our success at Applebee's. We all got the same thing each, a Quarter Pattie Double Pounder with a Cola and Freedom Fries.
"Cheers!"
We toasted and drank, this time responsibly.
"So where you guys plan on going next month?" I started.
"Probably release a sequel to Ankha Diss Track, Ankha Diss Track <big>2 mothafukas!"</big> shouted Nut.
A family behind Nut turned around and the mom said, "Excuse me, can you stop yelling? It's my kid's 5th birthday."
I immediately took out my phone and filmed the encounter.
"Well, jezuz, I'm sorry, but me and my friends are also having a majorly un-catastrophic event here, so can you tone it down?"
The father stepped in "Hey, hey, <big>Hey,</big> now don't be messin with us tonight, you hear? And why are you cosplaying like that Cookie from the Chip's Ahoy ads?"
The public gasped, but the song kept playing faintly in the background.
''"Is this how people usually act in Miami, California?"'' Nut whispered. "N-Now, I do not look like that asshole in the commercials!"
[[File:Karenanother.png|thumb|Screenshot of the encounter]]
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<big>"Both of you stop fighting!"</big> the Mom said.
"Karen! Your kid dosen't have to see this!" Michael said.
<big>"I AM NOT A KAREN I AM JUST A MOM TRYING TO PROTECT HER KIDS!"</big> she said into the camera.
"BOO!!! You suck!" the public jeered.
"Look what you did us!" said the dad.
"Oh you wanna go!?"
"You wanna go bro!?"
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They became a ball of screaming hype people for about 10 seconds before actually punching each other. A huge crowd formed around the hussle as they ''"OOHH"''-ed at each swing.
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Eventually, the cops rolled up and broke up the fight. When I clicked STOP on my phone, it had clocked at 4 minutes. This was gold!
I began to post it to YouTube, but then the door was busted down for some reas-
<big>(BANG, B-B-BANG, B-BANG)</big>
Several masked soldiers came in and shot at the ceiling, getting all our's attentions.
"WTF ES-"
The cop got hit the gut by one of them, and so did the other. The soldiers aimed at the public, and shouted,
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<big>"EVEVYBODY, OUTSIDE, NOW. I REPEAT, EREVYBODY GO OUTSIDE, NOW, ...except for you three."</big>
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