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'''<big>Chapter 1: Sega Genesis</big>'''
 
 
 
'''DISCLAMER: The first few chapters were written back when I thought all pastas needed to be funny was shock humor and references to adult topics like a wannabe edge-lord troll. Please read at your own risk and don't in a workplace or school.'''
 
 
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'''<big>Chapter 2: The Salvation of the PornHub premium account</big>'''
 
 
 
I moonwalked into Miami High School and the Librarian walked up behind me and smacked my ass with Twilight.
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I finally got to Bible Meditation class, and my BFF (Big Fat Fuck) and best friend, Homer was seated.
 
He was about 4’3, 201 pounds and also about 6 foot in height.
 
 
“All you need to do, kiddies is to relax and turn your heart to Sat-,  t-the Looooord.”
 
“Just relax, keep calm, and (Y/N), if you don’t sit down right now I’ll castrate you with a Hacksaw, now FEEEEEEEE''EELLLLL'', the love of Christ.”
 
Our Bible Teacherteacher, who I never found out the name of is a bit of a mixed bag. The more I be around her, the less I’m convinced to turn to the Lord.
 
I sat down on the mat, and immediately felt swamp-ass in my Fruit-of-the-Loom™ boxers, they also looked yellow.
 
“Mrs. Bible?”
 
“See how I’m relaxed and okay. '''''(INHALES EXHALES)''''' I am flooded by Godhappiness.”
 
“Mrs. Bible?”
 
'''<big>“WHAT!?”</big>'''
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