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Gather round, children, I'm going to tell you a story. A story about how I found, the SACRED ONION. The artifact of doom.
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"Why, it's your equipment!" Said Pewds. "You didn't seriously expect this to by an easy task, right?"
"Well, no, I didn't, but still! At least give me a warning!"
"The moment has passed, James," said Jontron, "just come over here and we can get into the jet."
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"Righty ho! Pewds! To Achinsk!"
The plane slowly began to move forwards, before lifting off the ground, and zooming off at Mach 2.
"WOO!" I screamed. "LET'S FUCKIN' GO!"
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"So, should we go?"
"Y-Yeah. Let's get out of here before more guards come." He got up, and just before we left the room, the ceiling blew open, and a large wall of text descended from the sky. It read, '<em>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
In the distance, I saw Jack's taxi, still on. I ran even faster hearing bullets whiz past my head. I dived into the car, and told him to get moving.
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I am so, so happy.
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