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Mutahar screamed at the top of his lungs, and went berserk. He massacred the remaining guards in his fit of rage, emptying an entire magazine into Donkey. Eventually, all that was left was Shrek, standing there, horrified at the massacre that just took place. Jon picked up the Sacred onion off the ground, and stared at Shrek. He sped towards him, and leaped into the air, yelling his signature battle cry. "I AIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!"
 
Shrek punched him in the face, and sent him flying towards MutaharMarkiplier, Onion in hand. They collided, and Jon crashed into the concrete wall, dying on impact. Markipler died with him. Mutahar shakily got up, prying the onion from Jon's cold, dead hands. I ran behind Shrek, and emptied an entire magazine of 9mm into his skull, stunning him temporarily. Mutahar ran towards the dazed ogre, and slam dunked the Sacred Onion onto his head. In a brilliant flash of light, he exploded, leaving behind a blood soaked Mutahar and a small onion. He crushed it under his boot, and dropped the onion, falling to his knees.
 
I walked towards him, and knelled next to him. "Mutahar?"
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