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So I went to bed a week later and said 'Thankyou God for the scooter, it is my best friend'. I woke up the next morning and my scooter was in my room. 'How did this get here' I said, so I picked it up and put it outside, but when I returned to my room it was back, and this time it had a sticky note on it saying 'I want to play'. 
 
I thought it was my brother messing 'bout so I was like 'Ah fuck off' and then I went on Runescape like a sad fag*** I am. Anyway, suddenly the scooter moved on it's own, like someone pushed it. I was still on my bed as I was worred, then suddenly metalic hands came out the side of the bars, and it stood up right. It was like a transformer, as it turned into a robot.
 
I rubbed my eyes and assumed it was all the cocaine I took earlier but it was really here! I said 'Hello Scooter' and it said 'Hey kid, wanna go break the law?' and since I was a braindead shit I decided to do it We went around and I took my water pistol shooting the shops, and I threatened an old lady to give me her cotton ball to finish my homework. I fucking loved this scooter. 
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