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(Created page with "Category:Trollpasta thumb| For years I was a big Spongebob fan, I watched all the seasons. from the first in early 1999 to the newest season, season 583. I owned all the Spongebob items including the rare sponge dildo that they put out, I don't use it often but well. I found a seemingly rare Spongebob CD at a flea market today. I was able to get it for 1€, the seller seemed very pleased when I hit this unbeatable price (and the seller I h...") |
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For years I was a big Spongebob fan, I watched all the seasons. from the first in early 1999 to the newest season, season 583. I owned all the Spongebob items including the rare sponge dildo that they put out, I don't use it often but well. I found a seemingly rare Spongebob CD at a flea market today. I was able to get it for 1€, the seller seemed very pleased when I
The CD had the inscription "Spongebob Lost Episode Don't Watch or Spongebob Will Cum". White liquid was also on it but I didn't want to know what it was, surely some sauce. When I got home I started my PC right away and popped the CD in the drive and closed it. The CD had 666 files, 665 of them were Spongebob porn (awesome) and the other file was called: The
I threw my pc out of the closed window and ran to mother and said to her, "MOTHER!!!! Spongebob wants to get you!!! We have to escape!", but she said to me: "Robert you are already 35 and you don't have a job, I think this Spongebob addiction makes you a complete fool." I couldn't believe what my mother was saying to me, was she even my mother? How could she possibly blame Spongebob for my failure. UNBELIVEABLE! I went to bed and never spoke another word to her. I had dreams
Send this message to 842 people in your contact list or Spongebob will make you gay tonight at 3:00am!!!!
Erik didn't believe this message and Spongebob came to him and STOLE HIS PENIS?!?!?!! Claus sent this to only 35 people because he had hardly any people and
Titian sent this message to 842 people and
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