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"BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: DUE TO REQUEST OF YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY, WE WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU ABOUT SOME SPOOKY SH*T THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR LOCAL AREA"

 

 

"TEN INSANE CRIMINALS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF A LOCAL INSANE ASYLUM. IN UNRELATED NEWS THERE HAVE BEEN BREAK-INS AT THE: CHAINSAW FACTORY, THE CAR BREAK-IN SUPPLIES FACTORY, AND THE HI-TECH MILITARY WEAPONS FACTORY. THE LOCAL AUTHORITY ADVISES EVERYONE TO STAY OUT OF THE WOODS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE-OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND OR GIRLFRIEND, AND DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE/CAR IN ORDER TO FIND HELP."