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''And she will fuck you up''
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''The Doc
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''But oh, oh, oh, this is NOT the place to go''
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''When you feel a little under the weather''
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''To get you right back in the swing''
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''Doc McStuffins, Doc McStuffins''
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''The Doc is In''
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''Doc McStuffins, Doc McStuffins''
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''The Doc is In!''
It all began on Valentine's day. Doc McStuffins had just gotten a new toy, a valentine heart. It was running all
The stabbing went through, and Lambie was no more.
She went to her mother, who gave Doc Mcstuffins the death talk.
She then with her own money (but mostly a generous
Once, Lambie was eaten alive by rats.
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"You bastard!" replied Stuffy.
Doc McStuffins began her
She then began work on a nuclear bomb stronger than anything the world had ever seen. She never told anyone about her plans and created a fallout shelter, the
The young girl was playing with her mouse in the park, until a massive shadow appeared above her. It was the Ultimate Nuclear Bomb, descending slowly. It opened its mouth and began to speak.
The girl screamed before the entire county was turned into a vast desert. Doc McStuffins ran outside excitedly.
Doc McStuffins then realized that she held in her hands a capsule that contained such a virus that could wipe out all life.
She then went on renovating her Toy Hospital and creating what would later be known as "Sandbox". Rumor has it that the
Mankind started to become increasingly aware of Doc McStuffins, and a small rebel attack was planned. However, Doc McStuffins caught wind of this and purged all of the people involved. She named the base of operations after the people who used it: Rat's Nest. After learning that people shockingly
The first plan she learned about was from a small island off the coast of South Korea, known as Last Resort. The people there used a Ferris Wheel and began developing
Last Resort had close ties with a nearby island known as High Ground, which held the most powerful weapon to date, the Machine Gun Turret. Doc McStuffins desperately wanted this. She and her Toy Army stacked up on millions of Invisibility Spheres and Zerg Rushed the island. Since most of their weapons were hitscan, including the Machine Gun Turret, they kept missing. Eventually they tried using rocket launchers, as the hope was that the army would dodge right into them. However, the Toy Army was extremely adaptable and this did nothing, giving Doc McStuffins her weapon. The only death on the Toy
Toys that were taken from children during these invasions were often still loyal to their child, so Doc McStuffins used a high security prison, Blackout, to brainwash them.
Doc McStuffins then began working for days at a time on something that would allow her to do anything she wanted. If she got past this,
Doc McStuffins created a test ground known as "Isolation". Lambie was the first test subject and she and her spirit were so utterly destroyed that it took a year for her to be cloned. It also created radiation with a wavelength the size of a Planck Inch, the smallest unit. This not only granted Doc McStuffins eternal youth, but created truly alien creatures known as the Flood. Doc McStuffins took them into Cold Storage and hoped that they could possibly replace toys. This is seen as the point that Doc McStuffins truly won. The demand for Spartan Lasers was so great that an entire new warehouse had to be constructed just for them: Foundry. They were automatically produced and shipped in Waterfall.
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Something that Doc McStuffins had noticed was that her enemies had far more vehicles than she did. Standoff revealed that they were all coming from one factory: The Pit. Doc McStuffins mostly used the Spartan Laser but she had a bit less ammo than she needed and she had to Berserk Punch a few enemies. She also accidentally Berserk Punched Lambie. After this point, no new vehicles were ever developed by people other than Doc McStuffins.
A small Arctic island named Avalanche had one vehicle that Doc McStuffins was not aware of, the Hornet. After the inevitable conquest, Doc McStuffins used Hornets to bomb anyone who had
Humanity was beginning to collapse at this point and the only reliable source of food left was from a whaling company known as Longshore. Everyone saw whaling as completely barbaric, but had to deal with it as they would starve otherwise. Doc McStuffins then showed up and instead of killing the people who were running it, simply killed all aquatic life nearby dooming humanity to starvation.
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After that, everyone (barring 1000 exceptions) took the spaceship Orbital from the Russian city of Icebox and attempted to leave Earth in search of a new home, 1 billion years before expected. As everyone had arrived however and the engines were transferring to warp speed, Doc McStuffins fired a Spartan Laser right into them causing the ship to disintegrate. However, at the last second, a handful of the greatest warriors were transported to Earth wearing special suits that blocked their brainwaves, preventing Standoff from reading their minds. Their goal was to destroy Doc McStuffins and end the Mass Extinction Event she had entirely caused so that life could go on on Earth. Doc McStuffins had no idea that these people had beamed down.
Doc McStuffins noticed a strange factory, Assembly, that was providing weapons to an area her toys could not enter. She named this area "Narrows" and entered. The first of
Doc McStuffins then learned of another Last Hope located in Construct named Hello Kitty. Doc McStuffins beat her using elevator camping. Hello Kitty was buried on the west side of Snowbound.
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There was one more battle with the Last Hope remaining, and that was at Guardian against Dora and Boots. Despite being outnumbered, Doc McStuffins found a way to win. In the corners of the elevator room and the room with the Overshield, there was a spot where you could get stuck in the ceiling. Neither Boots nor Dora knew this and Doc McStuffins was able to shoot Boots with the Spartan Laser first. When Dora heard Boots screaming, she immediately gave up and began singing "Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!"
They were both buried on the east side of Snowbound.
After this, the last remaining rebels had their confidence so utterly crushed that they never attacked Doc McStuffins. They trained for the rest of time for a battle that
Doc McStuffins had reached the absolute. There was nothing left for Her there. She decided to erase this world and move on to the next. She attempted to create a spacecraft: Citadel. It
But, for reasons unclear to this day, Doc McStuffins was killed right before She finished the Time Machine. Doc McStuffins was hyper intelligent, so
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