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[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]]
 
> I was only nine years old
 
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
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>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
 
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
 
>I called him a cunt
 
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
 
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
 
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
 
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
 
> I fell something touch me
 
> It's Shrek
 
> I am so happy
 
> heHe whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
 
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
 
> I'm ready
 
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
 
> He penetrates my butthole
 
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
 
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
 
> I push against his force
 
> I want to please Shrek
 
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
 
> My dad walks in
 
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
 
> Shrek leaves through my window
 
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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