The Tale of the Zombie Ghosts: Difference between revisions

So one day i was studying in my office, when suddenly, i felt a cold on my back. I decided to take a sick day, when my boss told me to cum in his office. i went there and he told me about a book about ghosts. I told him i was no fan of big ghosts so i stepped out of his room with hastey. before i could leaf he shot at me with a look. I disregarded this and went home.

 

 

 

The little ghost said i was brave soul, and must destroy evil ghost leader. evil ghost leader was using science to turn ghosts into zombies, and having them invade and destroy all humens. i acted fast and grabed ak47, but little ghost said to grab a knife. I grabbed knife and asked for big boss ghost. He told me that deh playground was where boss ghost was. I went and big boss ghost that was big like trees appeared. I kniffed him but then little minion ghosts came out. I beated up his minions and he tried to killed me but then i stabed him in brane.

 

 

 

Little ghost was throwed in ghost jail too, but i had no clue how he would have ever gotten caught. Before going in the scientists made some stuff and i ate it. Then they sent me to a big place instead of ghost jail. Little ghost went aswell. I axed him about this new ghost jail and he said it was headquarter of head ghost. I sade that i needed to take this ghost down as best as possibly can, so i was off.

 

 

 

I went through tests at this prison. The ghosts would allways stress test my eyes and show me pictures of colorful paintings. Little ghost would stand near and watch. He was my only friend there. The docters where allways talking but something allways made me pre-occupied. I think i remember one docter talking about mental hospitality.

 

 

 

I was in court. The judge was ready to rule the case. It was me, a state lawyer, and little ghost all sitting at the same table. I couldn't tell what was going on, because i was too pre-occupied with little ghost. He distracted me, and told me to light a match for him. I made the match, lit it up, and gave it to him. It dropped through him and landed in trash can. Security guards tackled me and put out the fire. The trial was suspended for a week.

 

 

 

Docters, trying their hardest to help me regain sanity. Everytime on of their tests would be near successful, little ghost would pre-occupie me and ruin the whole thing. I was losing hope in ever getting out sane. When i was ragaining sanity, I learned a shocking truth.

 

 

 

I finally learned. Everything in the past was explained to me after stranious testing. Everyhting i saw made sense. Everything except little ghost. The docters think it's my sub concious trying to protect my insanity. Allthough at the time i was seemingly retarded, misspelling words, speaking out of grammar, I was a mess. My logic was also off by a long shot. The docters say if i document the story with a new type of test going on, i might get rid of little ghost and regain my sanity. I actually feel pretty sane right now.

 

 

 

i dont know wat do.

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