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Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY ''BANNED'' HIM!! So now, every......'''TUESDAY NIGHT''', his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to ''wreak his horrible vengeance''. But how will you know he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are '''three signs''' that signal his approach:
*'''Sign #1.)''' YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN)
*'''Sign #2.)''' THE [[WHO WAS PHONE?|PHONE]] WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE
*'''Sign #3.)''' THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111 (AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON [http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrophilia FIRE] AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo RUBBER DUCK])
*'''Sign #4.)''' Nosferatu
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