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Years ago on this very wiki, there was a user called "'''The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher'''" who was a mediocre trollpasta writer
He ''cut his own dick off by mistake''.
▲...<big>'''AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!'''</big>
Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY ''BANNED'' HIM!!
So now, every............'''''TUESDAY NIGHT''''', his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to ''wreak his horrible vengeance''.<br>
But how will you know he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are '''three signs''' that signal his approach:
# YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN)
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# '''THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111''' (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND MAKE YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SMOKE INHALATION)
# Nosferatu
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