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== Author's Note (Read This First) ==
Superintendent Chalmers was a punk sore at the world or least he had been ever since that unforgettable luncheon he had with his good friend and possible lover Principal Seymour Skinner. Ever since that luncheon, Chalmers had been obsessed with steamed hams, but not because he had an addiction to them or anything like that. No Chalmers was more concerned over the fact that Skinner called them steamed hams despite the fact they were obviously grilled.▼
Yep as I always say this story is a funnypasta. So please don't take it seriously. Also this is probably the most weridest and least sense making story that I have written. Also eat a chicken wing. So with that being said I hope you enjoy it :)
== The Story ==
▲Superintendent Chalmers was a punk sore at the world or least he had been ever since that unforgettable luncheon he had with his good friend and possible lover Principal Seymour Skinner. Ever since that luncheon, Chalmers had been obsessed with steamed hams, but not because he had an addiction to them or anything
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like that. No Chalmers was more concerned over the fact that Skinner called them steamed hams despite the fact they were obviously grilled.
One day, Chalmers had gone to Krusty Burger, and ordered a Krusty burger. He took it his house, and looked the hamburger over with a microscope. It looked just like the steamed hams that Skinner had served him just a few nights prior, and just like those hamburgers this Krusty Burger was obviously grilled.
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All Chalmers could do now was sit there helplessly as his new best friend gets driven away to whatever fate awaited him at the end of that drive. That's all he could do as the rain began to violently pour down onto the car.
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charmed to be charming with you.jpg|Superintendent Chalmers
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buford-the-princess-and-the-frog-41.6.jpg|Harold Joseph
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sabe one for me.jpg|Sabe
leo in the trio .jpg|Leo Galante
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