The Underwear Taker: Difference between revisions

After losing the Namekian Championship to Piccolo "Real Namekian" Hogan at "The Great Gay Bash", The Underweartaker broke into Angel-Ion's house and stole all of his underwear And proceeded to piledrive the dressers full of underwear. Angel-Ion, being the total gansterr that he is, offered to sell some of Boris Johnson's crack in exchange for giving him his underwear back. Underweartaker responded by force feeding Angel-Ion the crack killing him in the process and selling the dead body to his former rival Jimmy Saville so he could experiment with it. On the January 34th edition of Monday Night AIDS, The Underweartaker beat Exdeath and Chris Jericho in a Cock Munching Match for the FWF Championship. However, immediately after winning the title, the new FWF stable The Subspace Emissary interfered on Exdeath's behalf and began beating dominating The Underweartaker in the middle of the ring and laying him out. Which allowed Exdeath to cash in his rematch clause for another Cock Munching Match and munched enough of Chris Jericho and The Underweartaker's cock to win back the title. Angered, The Underweartaker proceeded to steal the underwear of the Subspace Emissary and crush their ballsacks with Helioptican's hammer. He then teamed up with Jimmy Saville and Bzine Hakar to form the Freedom Fighters. A group dedicated to throwing massive Gay Pride Parades. They later beat the Subspace Emissary for the Tag Team Bedfriends Titles in an intense game of FIFA 14 in which The Underweartaker proceeded to run around the ring with a member's underwear in order to stop the Subspace Emissary from scoring the winning goal in Extra Time.