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Debut and Feud with Jimmy Saville and Namekian Champion(2000-04)
 
Shrek was in the middle of hating on Vagabond's swag when The Underweartaker interrupted him. Undedweartaker, a long time Bzine HakarVagabonds fan, was mad at Shrek and stole Helioptican's hammer, using it to crush Ryunexo's ballsack. However, Jimmy Saville soon interrupted, as he and Drake spent some quality time last weekend, if you know what I'm talking about. And proceeded to dominate Underweartaker in the middle of the ring. Much to the dismay of the fans and FWF owner Vince McDonald'sMan. Following the attack, The Underweartaker began pursuing Saville's Namekian Championship. Which he won in a No Holds Barred Chicken Swords match at the FWF's inaugural "FaggotMania" event. He went on to hold the title for the longest reign in FWF history for 4 years, beating legends such as Ice Cube Cold Steve Austin, Krispen Wah, and Your Mom.
 
Forming of the Freedom Fighters and feud with ChimeranDinos (2004-05)
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I know I said Shrek came back in 2086, but fuck logic. Anyways, Drake won the FWF Championship from Baldware69 in a Body Fluid Swapping match at "You Know You Love It". Underweartaker challenged him to a match for the title at "FaggotMania 6". Which he won after once again crushing Hitman101's ballsack with Miljonir or some shit like that. Thor's hammer, in case you're wondering. Instead of Shrek's. He then killed Vince McDonald'sMan by choking him with his own underwear and forced a factory to manufacture 68 more championship belts and said they counted and that if anybody disagreed, he would get Jimmy Saville to find them. Later it evolved into Over 9000 titles because that is totally a larger number than 69, I think.
 
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