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I apologize now.
It was a rather drawl day.
The rain pounded down outside.
"Hey fuckbag, pick up your phone." I started "I'm coming to visit, okay?
I slammed my flip phone shut, don't judge me.
"Hey Guuuuuurrrrrl." Stanford said
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"Hey, shitdick." I began quietly "I'm coming to visit"
"Okay, yeah.
I then remembered that we found the dragon balls together and got the power to warp space time, resulting in teleportation abilities.
"Oh yeah, I remember now." I said kindly
I ended up right next to my brother after being engulphed by golden light.
"Hey, you know what today is?" I asked
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"But he's dead." Stanford said, perturbed
An evil Patrixxx came out from under Stanford's bed and looked him in the eyes.
"Okay, so maybe that wasn't the thing he'd do." I questioned
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"Evil Patrixxx transcends space time." I said glumly
My brother motioned for me to follow him.
Stanford was sitting on the floor at this point.
"So, what are we going to do?" Stanford asked
"I'm not sure.
We went on my laptop, which I had brought with me when I teleported.
We lit the candle with a lit bundle of sage.
"Simon, I haven't seen anything so far." Stanford said
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"You think?" Stan retorted
We waited for a few minutes while the candle burned.
We were both confused.
"What kind of salad do you like?" He asked
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"That's really nice, Tezz." I smiled
I left the room with the kidneys.
"Oi, what was that for?" He muttered through sobs
Just as he said that, his legs began to grow back.
"Stansted, who sawed off Stanford's legs?" I asked scoldingly
Stansted teetered on his feet and pointed to a freaky blue alien girl.
"What the motherfuck is that?" I screamed
The blue alien, whose name was Sage, looked shocked.
"Oh, I thought you were dead." Stanford began "I should probably put my clothes on."
"Ya think?
Stanford put his clothes on as I got up.
So things have never been the same for me.
Never in my life have my parents been more disappointed in my brother and me.
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