The anti-toppler league: Difference between revisions

Sally Acorn took her place at the head of the table. Next to her, Laughing Jack sat with an angry look in his eyes, and his weird nose was missing. They had been here from the very start of the league, after they both had been defeated in battle by one of the most powerful entities on earth.... Johnathon Topples, known by all as "The Toppler", for being able to topple mountains with his rippling biceps. He was only 14, but he couldn't be killed or harmed. They had spent the past few months looking for other members, and had been very successful. Their first recruit had been Clockwork, who sat next to Sally and was rubbing anti-bacterial lotion on her lips to stop them getting infect itinfected. She met the Toppler when she was in hell, trying to retrieve her destroyed stuffed giraffe, only to meet the Toppler, who was there on holiday, getting a tan. At the end of the encounter, the giraffe had gone off to live with the Toppler. To Jack's left sat everyone's least favorite member of the group, the Majour Complex Carnage Programme, better known as MCCP. She had tried to kill the Toppler one night, but only succeeded in escaping from him with her chainsaw half destroyed. She was currently trying to repair it with duct tape, but Jack kept disrupting her. Everyone in the universe agreed it was best that she was out of action for as long as possible. They also had taken on the Toppler's ex-janitor, who had had to leave his job at the high school after watching an evil episode of "Wheel of Fortune" and going insane. He hadn't fought the Toppler, though; the league had broken into the mental asylum he was in for LOLZ, and he had managed to tag along with them. When they had found him, they had kept him around for info on the Toppler, but all he really did was make fart noises in the middle of the budget report, which was always given by the next member, Big Jane Lebowski, alias Jane the Killer. While she was good with money, her childish personality meant that she challenged MCCP for the position of most hated member of the league. This was also caused by her constant bickering with another member, Jeff the Killer. They had, in fact, joined the league at the same time, as they had both shown up to murder the Toppler, only to start arguing about who was going to kill him before promptly having their asses kicked simultaneously by him. Opposite Jeff sat the infamous Tails Doll, who was having an argument with MCCP about who had the best chainsaw (It was obviously Tails Doll, because his didn't have a panda sticker on it). Lastly, there were Thomas Simple and Valory, Valory Hudson. Valory sat there in a trench coat and fedora, while Thomas sat wearing a pair of jeans. No shirt or anything, because Valory liked looking at his biceps. Thomas was the brains of the league, at least according to Valory, for, as she put it, "he answers question when called on him". Jeff didn't like Thomas very much, because he liked Valory, but he was dating her.

"Excellent. Well, let's start with newany businessannouncements. Jack?" said Sally.

"Thanks, Sally," said Jack. "I'm pleased to announce we have a new member... though I'm less pleased about who this new member is."