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Then something happened, his hand started disappeared, he was unsure about this, but he knew what to do.
 
He then pupped out his wings and flew to Britain. He kept on flying until he found his destination... He broke through the roof, "What the fuck are you doing?!?!" Asked Toby. He then turned him into toffee crisp, Matt being the cannibalistic fuck that he is, eats him. TCV then punched Matt in the throat. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" said MichealLeroi "I need to know what is happening with my body" said TCV. As he said that one of his feet disappeared. Micheal then said "You are getting deleted by LOLSKELETONS! Hunt him down and kill him.". TCV preceded to turn Micheal's house into toffee crisp. He then flew to LOLSKELETONS lair, in HELL! "I were expecting you, you were an idiot if you thot that I wuld not did this." Said LOLSKELETONS. "Why the fuck do you talk in past tense?" said TCV "Becuz I did not go to skool."
 
TCV shot a bolt of toffee crisp at LOLSKELETONS. LOLSKELETONS then deleted the wall and ran out like the coward that he is. TCV shot another bolt of toffee crisp, this time turning lolskeletons feet into toffee crisp, then his feet cracked, he fell down and TCV caught up to him and preceded to punch him, he then threw him into the lake of fire. His body parts started to regenerate. He saved the day.
 
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