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The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe: Difference between revisions
The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe (view source)
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▲'''"6-ARMED KILLER ON THE LOOSE FOR 13 YEARS, LEFT 666 PEOPLE DEAD."'''
I know you're not going to believe this. I used to be a skeptic, but nothing you know about the truth is truly a reality, OK? I don't have much time to write this, I'm going to die soon. It's coming out to get me. I used to be normal when I believed that an incident that happened long ago involving the murder of my brother was over. Boy, was I wrong about that. This is a true story; this isn't a creepypasta, it actually happened. You have to believe me. Seriously, don't read this or you'll be cursed.
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The incident began as a police shootout with a serial killer. The killer had abusive parents and people always bullied her at school until she found a way to eradicate them; by stabbing people to death. She would also dismember her victims, torture them, and then after they died, she would often cannibalize them, eating their heart and lungs before anything else.
The serial killer, anyway, pulled out a gun and shot at the officers. The bullet missed the officers, but it hit my brother in the throat. He died instantly and was pronounced dead on arrival after trying to take him to the hospital. In my brother's blood, the serial killer wrote out "NURTNACUOY". When spelled backwards, it says "YOUCANTRUN". Yesterday, I got an email that provided a URL to some download. I checked it out, and it said it was now downloading the PC version of...
It showed a video of someone waking up in a lab chamber, then someone torturing the poor man before the game actually started up. The title screen appeared. Sonic looked normal, but Knuckles had hyper-realistic blood seeping out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. His smile stretched to his cheeks. He had razor-sharp canines. Knuckles didn't even have pupils. Just red irises and black outline. I shook it off as a glitch and started up the game.
I found that there was already a save state in the game, called "NO ESCAPE". I thought of this as nothing more but a morbid joke, so I decided to press forward. Then, I saw a demonic Sonic pop up on the screen. Was that ''Sonic.exe''? Holy crap! A creepypasta character in a real Sonic game! I had no time to be in awe, as the game immediately put me into a stage called "DIE".
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It then pulled up a debug box named "CLEVERBOT.zip". I thought this, too, was just a glitch, and decided to launch the application.
<blockquote>Cleverbot: Hello, player.<br>
Me: Hello.<br>▼
Cleverbot: Do you want to go outside with me?<br>
▲Me: Hello.
Me: You're a bot, Cleverbot. Bots can't go outside.<br>▼
Cleverbot:
Me: Good, how about you?<br>▼
Cleverbot: I'm doing OK, thank you for asking me.<br>▼
▲Me: You're a bot, Cleverbot. Bots can't go outside.
Me: Who's fucking with my PC? I've just gotten a shitty copy of a satanic Sonic & Knuckles game.<br>▼
Cleverbot: ...<br>▼
Me: Well?<br>▼
▲Me: Good, how about you?
▲Cleverbot: I'm doing OK, thank you for asking me.
▲Me: Who's fucking with my PC? I've just gotten a shitty copy of a satanic Sonic & Knuckles game.
▲Cleverbot: ...
▲Me: Well?
▲Cleverbot: I AM KNUCKLES, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, BOW DOWN TO ME, MOR---
The conversation with Cleverbot abruptly ended. I was legitimately spooked at this point, but something kept me from walking away. My desktop wallpaper had changed to a realistic child hanging from a noose, his stomach cut open, his entrails piled under him. I wanted to throw up, and I wasn't able to obscure the image with other windows. In fact, the child looks like the exact same one I saw in the corner of my eye a few years ago. Anyway, I heard Knuckles' voice saying "I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES", which was his catchphrase, before it showed me red static and a "Game Over" screen with the
But I saw a creepy doll. And it floated towards me. I ducked, and the doll missed me, flying through a window behind me. I was spooked, but I couldn't let this...mystery go unsolved. Especially now that I notice that a rather evil shadow was watching. Don't ask me how I know that; I have my ways.
Anyway, I decided to go back to the website where I got the download of
I tried destroying any trace of the ROM, but it kept reappearing in my hard drive, no matter how many times I tried to remove it. I was desperate to copy the ROM and post it on a forums website I often visited, but it wouldn't let me, claiming it had "perfect copy protection". I then heard a scream from the Sonic & Knuckles ROM that far exceeded the
In fact, I think the email that linked me to this
Whatever. I didn't care. The game was now telling me to stop playing and destroy the game. What? Sonic seemingly begged me not to progress any further with the game. I desperately needed to play the game, regardless of the circumstances that stood before me. I turned around to find a bloody plush of Knuckles with bloodstains under it's eyes. I screamed and threw it out the window. When I lost a life in the game, suddenly, I blacked out.
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I woke up about two minutes later to find that I actually wasn't dead, since Sonic had re-spawned for he still had some lives left, but Sonic now looked exactly like me. I was baffled. I decided to go to the bathroom, but I caught a glimpse of a supernatural entity in the mirror as I walked past it. I decided to glare at the mirror for a good 10 seconds before almost shitting my pants. I couldn't provide an explanation to why I can't provide evidence of the existence of this game, since I destroyed it a while ago. I will never play Sonic again.
I then found my old
Unown then appeared in my party. It claimed to have been in my party since the day I bought the game, even though I have no memories recalling the Pokémon. Then, Pikachu mauled the rest of my party apart, including DEATH and HATE, attaching bits of their flesh to its head. I then got a message in the mail system from my Pikachu. It was in Russian text that I didn't even bother to try to translate. A mutilated Pokémon suddenly appeared out of nowhere, blood seeping from every visible pore and sweat gland. GHOST then appeared, and used CURSE on all of my Pokémon. After that, the game crashed, but not before I caught a glimpse of the overworld sprites now covered in blood. I will never play Pokémon games again.
I decided to calm myself down with some
Mr. Krabs killed SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton, Sandy, and any other SpongeBob character you could think of. Mr. Krabs' eyes grew bloodshot, showing his insanity. At the very end of the episode, Mr. Krabs injects himself with a lethal dose of venom, dying shortly after the injection.
It also showed an image of a zalgofied Mr. Krabs before the screen cut to black. The episode was only shown in the remote area, somehow got past the FCC and Nickelodeon's Standards and Practices before being broadcast, and 75% of the target audience committed suicide after watching the episode. I tried to upload the video onto YouTube, only for it to get deleted within minutes. If you somehow find the tape, DO NOT watch it. The image of the child hanging with his entrails removed and stomach cut open that appeared in
There was also a theory I made up. In
Wait, what's going on? Oh my goodness. NO! DON'T KILL ME!
I am the narrator, but I am now possessed by the lord of the underworld, Satan himself. I've yet to torture every living soul on earth, but you will be next. Trust me.
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