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The atmosphere was ambiguously spooky. A cute little kid started to hear voices, because we need some semblance of a motive here, and murdered every person in his home. Then he died and became a ghost, because everyone is still scared of ghosts. Twenty years later, a gaggle of teenage girls and a single teenage boy travel to the middle of nowhere and rent a house in the woods. One girl, Eve, warned them that something strange and ambiguously spooky was in those woods, but no one listened so they moved in anyway. But little did they know that the ghost of the murderous cute-looking child still remained. That very night, the lights began to flicker on and off on their own. Only Eve and the guy, let’s call him Bob, noticed, because this is a horror movie and everyone is criminally stupid. There seemed to be the sound of
footsteps as well throughout the house. Bob decided to call the people who told the gaggle of teenagers about the house, but to his horror, he discovered that his phone had no signal! He ran into another room and asked Stacy the Ditzy Promiscuous Cheerleader who Definitely is not Going to Die to check her phone,
but her phone didn’t work either!
“Let’s get out of here!” shouted Bob, clinging to the single brain cell he had inside his skull. But everyone laughed at him because obviously he was imagining things and they shouldn’t bother listening to him despite the lights that were flickering on and off literally minutes ago. So they all just remained silent and sat in the room. Then, suddenly, a terrifying figure burst from their left at the speed of light and they all screamed, but lo and behold, it was a cat.
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Shut up.
They all went back to sleep. Early in the morning, another girl, named Betsy, got up and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. All the lights were still off, but she didn’t care, so she seized her toothbrush and looked in the mirror. But her reflection started to move! In horror, she screamed, but the scary thing in the mirror morphed into a little blond boy with pale skin and glowing red eyes. Her screams woke up her friend Tasha, who crept into the hallway, hoping to hear Betsy say she was fine. But unfortunately, all she heard was the voice of a young child slowly singing a nursery rhyme no one actually cares about. She didn’t catch most of the words, but “I’m coming for you” was in there somewhere. Using her intelligence and common sense to their utmost potential, she ran right towards the noise and saw Betsy lying on the bathroom floor, shivering. “Are you okay, Betsy?”
The other girl turned around to reveal glowing red eyes. '''“I’m not Betsy anymore, dear.”'''
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''“I’m insane,”'' he whispered, ''“and mental illness is scary you guyz.”''
All three of them screamed in unison. Then Eve grabbed a box that said '''Ghost Evaporator,''' because that’s just something normal people keep in their houses. Betsy leapt at the ghost, but she died. RIP Betsy.
Then Ophelia and Eve ran to the basement attempting to communicate, but the creaking stairs were so loud that they couldn’t hear each other. Then Eve heard a shriek. It was Ophelia, being tackled to the ground somehow by a ghost that is also a child. Eve, in fury, opened the Ghost Evaporator and evaporated the ghost, who she had kept at bay through the power of her virginity. Then she walked out calmly, got into the car, which somehow started this time, and drove away out of the woods. But behold, and despair! The ghost evaporator was but temporary! For a ghastly eye opened and appeared in thin air, right there on the basement steps! The Ghost Child lives!
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