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"I am the ship. My name is Jack."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Jack pointed to the crow’s nest on top of the ship to get my attention.
”What about you, what’s your name?”
”Stu.”
“Alright, we need to get you a better name.”
”How about… Jack?”
”Jack it is.”
I was the new pirate captain Jack Sparrow!
I then told my crew to get a move on it. I didn’t have time to play around.
They dragged a chest down to the water and I climbed aboard it.
I opened up the chest and took out some rope.
”What’s that for?” Dreyfus asked.
”It’s a present for our new… friend.”
Dreyfus’ eyes widened.
I was too impatient to climb up the mast, so I decided to just throw the noose over the side. I stood on a barrel and reached out as far as I could.
”May God have mercy on us all…” I said.
I grabbed the rope and wrapped it around my arm. I tossed over the side of the ship and fell a good ten feet before the rope stopped me.
”Ouch.” I said.
I coughed and tried to catch my breath.
”What happens if the wind should change?” Dreyfus asked from below.
”We’ll be here for awhile,” I called down.
Suddenly, the kraken appeared and ate Dreyfus.
I watched in horror as the tentacled beast spasmed and grew several new tentacles, each as long or longer than I was.
The beast continued to squirm and evolve and I slowly realized that it was becoming Stuart Little.
I pulled myself onto the deck and rushed over to him.
Stuart Little looked up at me with his large black eyes and shook his head.
”No… no…”
He couldn’t believe his beady little eyes.
He then broke into a smile and started to hop around.
”I will eat you Stuart Little.” I said.
Stuart Little bursted into tears and buried his face in his skeletal hands.
”No, please don’t.”
I then walked over to the screen door and looked back at him.
”Frankly my dear… I don’t give a damn.” I said.
I turned back around and walked out onto the porch.
I then sat down in a wicker chair and sighed as the sun warmed my skin.
I then died of old age before anything else happened.
The camera faded to black and the credits roll.
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