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The story that will spook all of the people who think that Trollpastas are too cliched, It will have no blood in it, despite the fact that it is a trollpasta.: Difference between revisions
The story that will spook all of the people who think that Trollpastas are too cliched, It will have no blood in it, despite the fact that it is a trollpasta. (view source)
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"''Look ''at all of those presents just for me!" said Freddie, Jeb's best friend. "I have exactly 13 presents! And I'll have 6 more guests coming shortly". A few minutes later, when all of the guests came, Freddie opened his first gift. It was an Elmo costume with Hyper-Realistic Eyes, and it almost looked like it was alive!
''Behind'' a dumpster at the party where 3 bullies with machine guns, and napalm. They had their target set, Jeb's face. When they attacked Jeb, Jeb suddenly got super strength and punched 2 of the 3 bullies unconscious. But the 3rd bullie decided that he should use his napalm, and burn Jeb's face off as a last ditch effort. Jeb didn't even see it coming, he was one second defending himself, next he was unconscious.
"''You'' are lucky that you've been able to make it through this Jeb.", the Doctor said, "Most people who get Napalm on themselves end up dying in Vietnam!" Jeb was thankful that he was alive, but he felt a strange urge, but he didn't know what it was. "You will be able to go back home in two days", said the Doctor, "We might as well get you inclined to your new face" Jeb wanted to see his face but he didn't know why the Doctor was hesitating. When he took of his bandages, the Doctor gave Jeb a mirror, and Jeb saw the reason why he was hesitating, HE WAS FABULOUS!11! That night he had a nightmare where his parents locked him in his room, and had written "NO ESCAPE" in blood on the wall.
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"''Is'' the shotgun really gonna work?",said Dad,"Of course it will and he probably doesn't expect us to do this, (Yells) ISN'T THAT RIGHT JEB?" Jeb didn't respond, because he was getting a knife ready in order to stab his insane parents, he got the knife from Slenderman. Jeb heard his parents coming upstairs. He decided to wait by the door for them and kill them in an unnecessarily gruissem way. They came in and found Jeb, waiting for them and then he, impaled them in the eyes, and then took their guts out so that he could make gore, since gore is scary!!!111
''There'', that day, he became Jeb the Killer. He only kills you in your sleep. And if you've heard someone say, "Go to Snuggletown", in the middle of the night, then YOU'RE NEXT!!!!1111!
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