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Greetings and good day, fine ladies and gentlemen, today I shall come before you to recount my unfortunate misadventures, after finding a hidden stash of gilden whistles. My troubles first bloomed when I had found a video-carrying device so cleverly labeled, “Under any circumstances, shall you never activate or observe this, ol’ chap”. I took the cryptic warning to heart, but furthermore, I was more interested in the video-carrying device. I departed from my location, and returned to my humble abode, where I planted the video-carrying device into my TheatreTrainstation 3 and activated the videogram. Suddenly, the screen of my videogram processor suddenly went pitch black, I got annoyed by this, so I went outside. I had noticed my love interest strolling down the ol’ foot pavement, so I decided to pursue her. We embraced for a moment, however, we were interrupted by my cellular. As I was about to answer this mysterious caller, a hyper realistic voice boomed out from my cellular device. “If you
=='''EPILOGUE'''==
Yisterday, I bot a trumpit off of ebiy for 45 dolars. Wen it arrived at my howz, it wuz a gold trumpit, which wuz werd cuz trumpetz r yooshally sulvir.
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''By: <span style="background-color:black; border:4px ridge grey;">[[File:Flag of New Swabia (Great White South).svg|0x31px]][[User:Fireurchin|<span style="color:red;">'''Fireurchin: Destroyer of worlds'''</span>]][[File:Rome_Shield.png|0x31px]]</span> 14:10, March 31, 2015 (UTC)''
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