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For as long as I can remember, I've been a huge fan of "The Fairly Oddparents." I was only nine years old when it first aired on Nickelodeon and I owned every bit of merchandise that could be sold in stores. Eventually, I grew up and started moving on to other things. I finished school, I got married, and I even had a little girl. However, the show about a boy and his fairies still held a special place in my heart.

 

 

I'm currently serving a life sentence for murdering my family. I don't even remember doing the deed, yet at the same time I'm filled with so much guilt and regret that with each day that passes by, I start believing more and more that I deserve to die alone in this prison cell. As for you, dear reader, I have but one piece of advice for you; if you ever find a pastel-pink N64 cartridge with just "The Fairly Oddparents" on it, do not- and I mean, DO NOT -play it. Destroy it with as much strength as you have or it will ruin your life.

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