Time for bed

It was 8 ocock when I went to bed but was woken up by a roundabout spinning sending out seizure enducing lights.

This pisses me off and I go down to give them a piece of my mind. I go down and see some mario rip off called zebedee. I say he is a mario rip off, at that point everyones heads turn  around and call me a zeebad.

I scream at them saying zeebad is love, zeebad is life. I get chased out the roundabout by the filthy good wizards.

I get back in my house and lock the door and give them the middle finger through the window.

I close the curtans and turn out the lights when I hear the silent whispers saying time for bed.

My bed starts bouncing on its springs and calls me a filthy fucking zeebad and starts bouncing at me knocking hyper realistic blood out my nose and mouth.

I look outside and see  Giant Doogal driving towards my house smashing down my armoured fencing.

I scream and run down stairs out of my house before doogal rams through it knocking it down like a wrecking ball.

I hear that filthy mario rip off quote a nightmare on elm street as he bounces on top of my house crushing all my belongings.

I run to my friends house to tell him about what happened but to my shock I saw him watching that filthy Doogal movie on his tv.

I call him a backstabbing cunt and spit at him, the spit is reflected back at me as he is protected by a reflection spring.

I run out of his house as he chases me with his nerf gun, I see Zebedee and Doogal chasing close behind.

I hide in an alley way as I hear silent whispers of time for bed behind me as I am stabbed by Zebedees spring and killed.

The next day no one came looking for me and left me to rot.

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