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One day I was interneting on my computer, when a download link came up for A file I did not click on.
Before executing barley breathing, I looked it up on the google searcher, and found out that barley breathing was a game programmed from the ground up by one madman who lived in the woods without electricity.
I started playing the game.
They let me have a computer in hell so I could tell you all through this story that Christianity is the correct religion and that computers
By the way, I'm not Jack Chick or Jack Thompson.
▲One day I was interneting on my computer, when a download link came up for A file I did not click on.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The file was called “barley breathing.AVI”.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Being a computer genius, I unplugged my anti-virus program and installed this mysterious file.
▲Before executing barley breathing, I looked it up on the google searcher, and found out that barley breathing was a game programmed from the ground up by one madman who lived in the woods without electricity.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He committed suicide after he finished making the game.
▲I started playing the game.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was like <u>Assassin’s Creed</u>, but with better graphics.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>When I was getting into the murder simulator, the game’s main character suddenly died, and then Satan came onto the screen.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He broke through the glass of the monitor, jumped out of the screen, and raped me to death with his 13 inch, literally burning cock!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>(that’s 66.6 centimeters if you’re an America hating, godless communist.)
▲They let me have a computer in hell so I could tell you all through this story that Christianity is the correct religion and computers are evil.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>By the way, I’m not Jack Chick or Jack Thompson.
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