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Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. Most of the time this is because these new users fail to avoid a bunch of painfully overused '''clichés''' which pretty much kill any potential funniness your story may have. Having one or two of these things in your pasta isn't that bad, it depends on how you use them and your pasta won't be deleted just because it has a cliché in it, but if your story incorporates many, it is likely of poor quality. '''Do not rely on nothing else but clichés for comedic value.'''
 
Just because this is trollpasta doesn't mean that you can automatically make your story funny or a good parody/satire by making it incredibly bad and hard to read. Nor does it mean it is impossible to have clichés in Trollpasta. '''Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.'''
 
== General Clichés ==
#Jeff the Killer spin-off parodies. We have hundreds of these already. When things like [[JEFF TURNS INTO A GIRAFFE!!!!]] and [[JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE]] pops up it might be time to stop with these...
#Jeff the Killer spin-off parodies
#Hyper-realistic (blood). Just plain overused, and it's hardly used in actual creepypastas anymore these days, so why still use it here?
#Hyper-realistic (blood)
#Sonic.exe and other tites ending in various file extensions
#[[The Tale of Shrek|Shrek Is Love]] ripoffs. This isn't 2013.
#Shrek pastas, more specifically clones of the ''Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life'' greentext with a few words and names replaced
#Crappy MS Paint drawings, especially if they have lots of blood
#MLG humour. Things like xXx_W4ckY_MLG_n4m3s_xXx, Mountain Dew, Doritos, 420 BLAZE IT, etc. and creating 'MLG versions' of existing stories. The whole MLG thing got old a while ago anyway.
#MLG humour
#Overuse of sex jokes and potty humor. What are you, 12?
#Potty humour
#Random humour. Just because your story makes no sense doesn't mean it's funny.
#'Random' humour
#Making a character whose name ends with "XXX".
#Use of characters like EVIL PATRIXXX
#Putting '"YOU'RE NEXT'" at the end of your story.
#Putting '"AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT'" at the end of your story.
#Excessive swearing.
#"I was an internet at..."
#Killing yourself at the end of the story.
#Excessive swearing
#Putting a serious story in gizoogle.net.
#Gizoogle pastas
#Expand Dong and BonziBuddy. Even Joel from Vinesauce wanted these jokes to die out after seeing how much people spammed them.
#Expand Dong / BonziBuddy
#usingUsing "le".
#Using the same joke over and over again. If it wasn't funny the first time, it surely will be funny the 20th time!
 
== Formatting Clichés ==
#Making your story ALLCAPSALL CAPS.
#Making your story a big wall of text with no line breaks whatsoever.
#Extremely poor English grammar and spelling.
#Your story is one or two sentences long
#No punctuation and capitalisation at all.
#Extremely poor English grammar and spelling
#Excessive use of punctuationexclamation marks (especially !!!!11).
#No punctuation and capitalisation at all
#Using 1337 text.
#Excessive use of punctuation marks (especially !!!!11)
#Excessive use of numbers, particularly 666, 13 and 420
#Fake/bad 1337 leet
 
== Satire Clichés ==
#Bashing the author of the story you're satirising. That's not satire, that's harassment. (It's okay if you're just lightly bantering him though).
#Making fun of the author (yourself) and the story itself within the story
#Overreacting to stuff that happens in the story you're satirising. This can be funny if done correctly.
#Making the satire one sentence long. A'la [[Sanic.exe.exe]].
 
== Video Game Clichés ==
_WIP_
Video game trollpastas are basically a cliché on their own, but in particular:
#The story is about a haunted video game cartridge
#Five Nights at Freddy's pastas
#Sonic pastas
#Super Mario pastas
#Pokémon pastas
 
== Lost Episode Clichés ==
_WIP_
#Spongebob lost episodes and Squidward's Suicide spinoffs
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