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INTRODUCTION:
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Somewhere in October 2017, 4:59 pm. I was watching OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes. The television I used to watch on was a 2017 Samsung TV. I had a camera that was placed on a stand and had it recording. After the credits, the announcer stated that Unikitty is gonna be on. Then, it showed an [Adult Swim] Tonight’s Schedule-styled CN pilot card, with the song Ice Cream by Battles.
{{email|“Unikitty
March 4th, 2015
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DO NOT AIR!
PROPERTY OF WARNER BROTHERS.”}}
After that, the Lego logo was shown, it was the Lego Media/Lego Software one, but it stops a few seconds after the Lego logo was formed. Next, the WB Animation logo was shown, from 2015.
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Brock: Was like Richard, but larger.
Choir: “The Great War began upon the first frown thrown ‘tween the Frowntown Empire and the Unikingdom Scone! While the smiles did sail and the frowns fell creamed, rose a family united and a house redeemed!”
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When the music is on it's last note, it cuts to black, but the sound didn't stop, until the rest of the last note played, ending the intro.
The episode starts off with Unikingdom, which looks nothing like the final product. The text said the name of the episode:
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Master Frown: “Shut your damn mouth, Brock! No one cares you grey bastard!”
Brock: “HEY! Don't call me a grey bastard you FUCKING
I was shocked. Why did Master Frown and Brock Swear? Unikitty is a kids show!
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Feebee: “Piss off!”
Master Frown: “YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU
My jaw dropped to the floor and I picked it back up, but didn’t gasp. Why did Master Frown become racist? (AoStH Sonic: That’s no good!) Master Frown then shoots Feebee in the skull, faster than you can say “The 2019 Cats film ended in a HUGE DISASTER”, killing her. She begins to bleed realistic blood. And you know that I am talking about the hyper kind. It immediately cuts to Feebee in the afterlife, climbing the staircase to Heaven. BUT THEN, she accidentally trips and, in a similar fashion to the Simpsons Creepypasta, Bart’s Death, falls down the staircase and into Hell.
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“What was shown on television tonight was never meant to be aired. We are not sure how it made it to air in the first place. We are currently investigating into the matter.”
Regular programming started up again, beginning the intro of We Bare Bears. I looked at my clock, 5:00 pm. I realized my camera was still recording and stopped the camera. I plugged it into my laptop, placed the recording on a USB flash drive, put the USB flash drive in a small bag, and placed it on my shelf. The next day, before the time that Spooooooooky Game aired, I found a website reporting an apparent hijacking that had happened on Cartoon Network the previous night. The same hijacker, who put a supposed “pilot reel” of
AFTERMATH:
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There was one comment that caught my eyes. It was a comment from WB Animation.
{{email|“Where on Earth did you find out about that? Listen, the pilot you and the other viewers saw was the Steve Hughson and Henry Bowers version. They love to create messed up episodes of shows people love to watch, like Unikitty. One day, in 2016, they made their version of our Early Animation Test, that was made as a pilot for the TV show. The Hughson and Bowers version was so inappropriate, because it had violence, some sexual content, and bad language. This was aired on the day before Spooooooooky Game was released. We are terribly sorry.
Best Wishes,
Warner Bros. Animation.”}}
2 days later, I got an email from Hughson and Bowers. I opened it.
{{email|“To: Yoshi
From: Steve Hughson and Henry Bowers
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How dare you think you can get away with uploading our version of WB Animation’s Early Unikitty Animation Test? We will find the houses of everyone’s and yours and drop off Unikitty Season 0 DVDs by the front doors! We’re being DEAD serious! It’s too late now, because you and the people who watched that scary version of the Early Unikitty Animation Test have pissed us off! Our scary Unikitty DVDs will scar everyone for life! We don’t leave the babies be either, because they must be scarred as well! We’re coming to scar you, the people who viewed the Early Unikitty Animation Test, and everyone else!
WE FOUND OUT WHERE EVERYONE LIVES!”}}
That email was threatening me and everyone else.
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To Be Continued on Unikitty Season 0. Oh, and wait, I almost forgot, there is everything Unikitty has ever loved.
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