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It starts off with a race at gunga palace. All the characters were there including Gunga's pet squirrel, Haley from the first gunga story, me (Steve urkel) that's me by the way, I'm Steve urkel. Sonic the hedgehog, Gunga's girlfriend, and Patrick and their are no rules and the winner gets to watch the rest of them die. When the match starts I'm not gonna press anything because I hate sonic and I want him to die. 3......2.....1..... Go!!!!!!! No less then 1 second gunga farts on my face Knocking me out when I woke up I was my own character in the race. Sonic ran so fast past me that it blown me off the race and I was disqualified so I can only watch for now. Patrick was cart wheeling down the race course so fast that he slowly started to disintegrate and died. Gunga suddenly appeared behind the squirrel toy and ate him. Sonic and Haley was battling for first and Haley says "I'm gonna do something amazing" she tries to do a cartwheel then face plants instantly killing her. Gunga's girlfriend wasn't really a factor because she was too fat. So my arch enemy sonic wins and he gets to watch me die. All the audience faces me and ties me down sonic walks up to me and says "screw you Steve urkel now you get to die" this guy named big bubba walks up to me with a machete and slowly slices my vanes until I bleed out. The pain felt so real I started to cry and scream at the same time then I woke up. I yelled at gunga until he ran in the vents. I was still very startled from what happened in the game and had no choice but to hop on my trident nuclear ballistic missile submarine and blown up my apartment to smithereens. But the disc still survived without a scratch on it. I grabbed the disc and my diggity dog gunga and headed towards Mcdonalds because there's always fat people with computers in there. I had gunga attack and kill one of the people with a computer and I stole it then headed down a dark alley to play it by a dumpster. I put the disc in and it goes to the title screen and it shows sonic on Gunga's head flipping me off with the dead people at the buttom with there necks broken and hung by rope.
The mushroom man is right behind you act #1
The background of this level shows the mushroom mans hideous face and I heard something teleport behind me, I looked over my shoulder and instantly pee'd and poo'd my pants simultaneous it was the mushroom man!! I grabbed my dog gunga and smacked his butt then he farted so hard that he flew us both to Russia. When we got there I bought a nuclear bomb I took gunga and had him eat The Naga Jolokia pepper also known as The Ghost Pepper from Bangledash (SR: 1,041,427 in its hottest form) he ate the pepper and unleashed the kraken in the bomb. I pressed the button and the bomb bursted into the air with only 4 minutes until it blows up Russia at that point I started to talk to gunga I told him we'll be safe now, and he answered back "no we won't" then at that point I realized I never had a dog then gunga leaped at me and bit my neck off the end.
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