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May contain unfunny or cancerous shit, so don't read these stories unless you only care for funny stuff.
Currently unfinished,
== My Revenge Against the Duck Hunt Dog (Unfunny) ==
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I used to be one of those people who celebrated Throwback Thursday by playing classical Nintendo games, especially Duck Hunt. I was pretty good at the game except when there were times that I missed and that annoying-ass dog would start snickering at me like a prick.
But one day, I had the last straw.
[[File:Duckhuntiwanttoshootdog.jpg|thumb|304x304px|My anger towards the dog every time I missed.]]
I missed a shot and the dog starts laughing at me, resulting in a game over. Enraged, I got my Colt pistol and my SPAS-12 shotgun and used magical powers to teleport into the Duck Hunt World.
When I entered the world, I got my gun ready, and the dog was waiting for me.
"Are you here to end me once and for all?" The dog asked.
"Fuck yea, I'll fucking gun you down until there's no solid part of what's left of you.
"LOL, cocksucking dumbass, good luck finding in this huge grass field!" and the dog ran off.
I met two ducks, a green mallard and a purple one. They shuddered in fear, assuming I was going to shoot them.
"Please don't hurt us, we have children!" They cried.
"Not now, I'm finishing this beagle fucker for being a cunt." I explained. 2 hours later, I found the dog jumping around the fields. I pull out my SPAS-12 shotty and aim at the dog.
[[File:Duckhuntlaughaway.jpg|centre|thumb|220x220px|My dream has come true.]]
"EAT BUCKSHOT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" I shoot the dog, clean in the stomach.
I walk towards the dog, trembling in fear and bleeding a lot on the dirt. "Please.. I was only joking... Now that I think about it, it's not funny anymore.. Please, don't kill---"
"SHUT YO FATASS MOTHAFUCKING MOUTH, NOW EAT METAL, DICKSUCKER!" I blew the dog's head off, causing blood to splatter everywhere and his brain parts began flying.
"I return home with magic powers feeling satisfied with what I did... I find a bottle of Bacardi and drink it...
So the next time you play Duck Hunt and for some reason the dog doesn't appear, then you can blame that on me, but you should thank me for ending the clown once and for all...
'''*NEED TO FILL IN MORE CONTENT*'''
== Pokemon Extremely Scary Version (Unfunny) ==
=== The Story
Holy shiiiit. This is a really fucking scary story, so be careful.
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